Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Team Canada must've had too much maple syrup between periods, cause they choked!

Who would've thought that Team Canada would lose it in the third after being ahead 3-0... I'm shocked, along with the rest of the you... reports that a team Canada player began a competition to see who could chug down a bottle of Aunt Jamima's original recipe maple syrup the fastest have been un-confirmed.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time. We were ahead 3-0... I thought we had room for some syrup and we choked, but damn it tasted good" -source.

However It didn't taste good for team Canada in the third period when the Russians mounted the mounties by scoring five unanswered goals; their first two goals were scored within 11 seconds of each other.

The Asian invasion had begun and the Russians were on fire... Canada just stopped, dropped, then fold-ed.

"It wasn't nerves, it was lack of trying, this one is definitely hard to swallow".

Who is the perpetrator? The culprit? Put more simply: Who is to blame?

-maple syrup


[B.S.News]

Location:Buffalo

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